This Guy's A Widow

Got this in my inbox today.  Can you tell this guy's a widow?

[sic]hi my name is dxxxx...i really like what i read and i want you to call me at xxxxxxxxxx.im not good at internet chatting... im
a
widow ..my wife went passed away two years ago in a car accident.just started to meet some new people.whats ur number? lets exchange numbers
.sorry im not on here often...thats why i gave you my number.im a widow.
...i really like your profile call me and text me 

This is more ripe than week old salmon.  My spidey senses say to pass on this.  Hell, my common sense says "delete", and my inner Grammar Police winces at all the crimes committed against the English language.  I think I shall heed those little voices this time.

You're My Inspiration

It's no secret that I've been trying this whole online dating things for a while.  I've met some fantastic people through various online sites, and I cherish each and every one of them.  However, my life being what it is, I have managed to find more than one of the "special" guys.  (Some of them have been chronicled on my other blog, if you're a reader of that at all.)  Here's the series of messages that gave birth to the name of this site:

Should you want to know the whole story, here you go.  But, every person I've shared this little nugget with has laughed at this, and thought the inclusion of "LOL for serious" was a riot.  So, thank you internet dater, you're an inspiration.

What we're looking for is screen caps, copy/paste, or retellings of failed online dating attempts.  It can be old, new, yours or theirs.  We're just looking for some cheap schadenfreude here.